[Lowdown on Doctors, Lawyers and Politicians]

LOWDOWN ON DOCTORS, LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS takes an irreverent look at three groups who believe the American public has what it takes. Plus, there is also a chapter on the Media.

Anyone who thinks all politicians are jokes...until they get elected; who has been kept waiting by doctors; overcharged by lawyers or believes the media is biased will enjoy this program. There are 770 quotes, including 220 jokes, from 400+ authors with tart tongues and pointed pens.


     "LAWYER-BASHING - ...for physicians who give a lot of talks
     a new computer program offers lawyer jokes...to ensure
     doctors have enough material to hit lawyers below the
     belt...and for the self-deprecating the programs offers
     doctor quips and jokes." - PHYSICIAN'S WEEKLY

     ON-LINE ZINGERS - Searching for the perfect one-liner to
     spice up that speech?...jokes, quips, quotes and witticisms
     about professionals...its categories include positive and
     negative remarks, advice and jokes." -- INDUSTRY WEEK

     "My definition of redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's
     car," said actor Larry Hagman...All them surgeons - they're
     highway robbers.  Why do you think they wear a mask when
     they work on you?"...Some of you may have guessed by now
     that a computer program generated the jokes...Lowdown...will
     not only give you ammo for politicians, but for doctors and
     lawyers, [and the media] as well..."  SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS

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           Lowdown on Doctors, Lawyers and Politicians - Subject List 

CODE   SUBJECT                                                         SIZE

DL-01  Doctors  ....................................................... 295
DL-02  Lawyers  ....................................................... 236
DL-03  Media    ........................................................ 73
Dl-04  Politicians .................................................... 167


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